Moving back in with the rents...

Well, I have reverted about ten years and now share the same address as my parents. I kind of thought this sort of stuff was like those footie pajamas I grew out of when I was ten; something I'd fondly revisit on Thanksgivings and Christmases, but otherwise something I'd grown out of. Well I'm back.

First impressions are positive. I haven't seen a fridge this stacked since high school, they keep the heat on all the time, and, no kidding, they have cable.

We'll see what happens and if they start laying down curfews, implementing no-phone-calls-afte-ten rules, and telling me, "can you please tell Brian to drive slower on our street?"

I am twenty five and I live with Mom and Pops.

Future's so bright I need shades.

:)

Goodbye Pink Couch

In a sad turn of events, I had to get rid of the pink couch.

You will be missed oh monument to comfort.

Tight Jeans, Tighter Bros

So I decided to get me some skinny-legged jeans. You know, some trendy stove-pipes that pull my socks off whenever I pull them off. Just tight enough to show the backside goods to the ladies, if you see where I am going with this.

Dan was kind enough to accompany me. He is a jeans expert. He knows the Levis like a different language. 501's, 511's, 514's, 527's were all options he gave me. 

Hell, I thought, how come buying jeans is so damn tough.

We first went to Urban Outfitters and I tried on a pair of the 511's. These were tight, let me tell you. I could see the flex of my calf through the fabric, which is pretty impressive because I don't have much muscle there to flex in the first place. These jeans were so tight i couldn't get them over my boxers. To get them off I had to sit on the floor of the dressing room and pull on each leg one by one.

I imagined how embarrassing it would be if someone opened the door just then.

I passed on the 511's. Didn't want to deal with that every day.

Next we got to the Levi's store and I tried on a pair of 514's. Now these are sweet. And because of our terrible-economy-pricing, they were only 24 bucks. Regular 60.

Damn I look good.

Although with the new tightness, I have noticed a slowdown in blood circulation...