M&M's

"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, M&M's."
"Mr. Tim, what did you say?"
"I said, 'in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen.'"
"You didn't say 'Amen.'"
"Yes I did."
"You said 'M&M's.'"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did, and Jesus heard you."
"He did?"
"Yes, and Jesus hate you now."
"Jesus hates M&M's?"
"No, he hates you because you said 'M&M's'"
"I said 'Amen'"
"No you didn't."
"Monica, go sit down."