Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Hmmm


OK, I have it all figured out. In the UP lunch area one can buy a bowl of soup for $1.25. Now, if one is smart, one will dig through all of the bowls until one comes across a bowl much bigger than the others. This bowl is christened Bertha. If one is talking about Bertha, one needs to raise hands, palm up, in the direction of the ceiling.
Now, once Bertha is secured from the stack of bowls, one fills Bertha to the brim with whatever tasty soup is on tap. Today's was Bacon, Potato and Broccoli. Delicious.
Next one needs to locate the small plastic tub located somewhere on the sandwich line that contains bread sticks. A general rule is that too many bread sticks taken is too little bread sticks taken. Stash them in pockets, underwear, backpacks and chubby cheeks. Hide them in lamp fixtures, in condiment baskets, behind drinking fountains and atop exit signs.
Eat bread sticks with soup and BOOM, enough food for the whole day.
I own this place.
Well, in other news, my good friend Dan is back in town. I am gearing up for the Seattle to Portland Bike Race and the sun is out and happy. Life is good.

1 comment:

slane said...

I draw the line at breadsticks in underwear for God's sake! Didn't your dad teach you anything?

Great picture!